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    The Trek — Epilogue

    And it was such a lovely start to the day on Friday . . . !

    A leisurely breakfast of pancakes at the International House of Pancakes . . .  topped up the gas in Blaine, before facing reality prices in Vancouver.  Passports and documents … check . . . . negative test results ready on phone … check.  Picked the slowest border line-up (grin) … check.  (Hmm, what was he handing to everyone??)  Within feet of the booth . . . the  US phone card in my phone must have said “oh this is Canada” . . . and immediately shut down — no buffer zone.  All documents vanished.  No problem . .  .  there are copies on Glen’s phone . . .  Nope.  Mysteriously his wouldn’t connect to internet.  After frantic, but fruitless attempts, the stony-faced CBS official filled in a yellow slip, handed me one of the mysterious white boxes . . . said “you have been randomly selected to do a Covid home test” . . . and and pointed us to a distant building.  Randomly selected, my foot — he’d been handing them out to everyone!  But at least I could re-install my Canadian SIM card and retrieve the missing info.

    I don’t know what the T-Mobile guy had used to secure my regular SIM card . . . but it was laminated  and virtually impenetrable.  I tried . . . Glen tried . . . the guy behind the desk looked bored.  Finally, success.  Proof of our negative tests.  We were free to go.  It was a Friday afternoon in the middle of Spring Break — ferries would be jammed (we’d checked — there were no reservation spaces left)  Glen’s sister Sharon had generously offered their driveway once more (we had beer as payment) . . . but then I read the test kit instructions — go to directly to jail  . . . um – home . . . do not pass GO . . . do not collect $200 or make unnecessary stops along the way . . .  test must be done within 24 hours of reaching said address.   We headed for the ferries . .  . and waited. . .  2 hours and 45 minutes (thank goodness for a trailer where we could put feet up and make tea). Two hour journey from Tsawwassen to Duke Point . . . another 40 minutes home.    It was around nine  as we turned left off the highway at Duncan.  “I don’t believe it!” exclaimed Glen.  “What?” I mumbled sleepily.  “The left indicator is working again”.  For 6,500 kilometers, daylight driving with running lights had not been a problem . . .  but as soon as the headlights were fully turned on, the assisted breaking system between truck and trailer began doing strange things (including no left turn indicator).  So we avoided night driving.  Now, 2 kilometers from home it decided to work again.  Go figure!  It was lovely to be home — so much room!  Will tackle unpacking in the morning.

    Saturday — anxious to get The Test over and done with (it had to be virtually monitored via Zoom equivalent) I attempted to open the LifeLabs site we’ve used multiple times before . .  . didn’t recognize password.  Reset . . .  twice.  “Gle-en . .  . I need help!”  Lots of tutting and cursing later we had forms filled out and an appointment for the test about an hour later.  Very nice young lady on the other side of the screen ran through the instructions.  “This is a combination oral/nasal swab” . .  . “Eww”, said I . . .  “sure hope it’s in that order!”  . . . we shuddered and giggled over thoughts of it being reversed. (Carry On Nurse and mixed up thermometers comes to mind) .  .  . anyway, I digress.  Five second cheek swab each side . . . left nostril, then right to the count of 15 . . .  into test tube . .  . label . . . ziplock bag . . .  shiny metal pouch . . . back into original box (struggle) . .  . sealed  envelope . . . shipping label.  Phew!  What about pick-up/drop-off? . .  . no problem . .  . any Life-Labs location — they’re open until 3 on Saturdays (it was now 1:00pm).

    Off I set.  The office on Ingram Street would probably be less busy – –  forgot that the Saturday Farmers’ Market would be in full swing – blocking the road. Parked car and walked.  Rattled the Lab door .  . . locked. Never mind, there’s a bigger office at Beverly Corners.  No . .  .Completely dark — notice of office hours unhelpfully stating they closed at noon!  Now what?  Other options included scheduling a Fed-Ex pick up (not available on weekends) . . .  or driving to Victoria or Nanaimo to drop off at a participating Shoppers’ Drug store (I draw the line at that).  Not wanting a Canadian Border Services representative carting me off for questioning, I phoned Life Labs head office in Richmond.  “No Problem”, said the cheerful voice on the other end . .  .. “just put it in the fridge – it’ll be good for 5 days, and drop it off or call Fed-Ex on Monday”.  Why wasn’t that given as an option in the instructions!   Arrrrgh!

    Not exactly the ending we’d hoped for the holiday . . . but it was a minor bagatelle . .  to be expected with bureaucracy . .  and in no way detracted from the outstanding trip we’d just experienced.  You can all breathe a sigh of relief that more rambling emails won’t be cluttering up your inboxes.

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    The Trek North – Almost Home

    Great to see clear skies this morning.  Had just pulled onto the road heading north to Dunsmuir when Mount Shasta filled the view ahead.  Clear and smothered in snow.  OMG . . . and not a place to stop.  Quick, where’s my camera?  Dunsmuir is a quaint old town.  Great old movie theatre.  Fire crew was out polishing the fire trucks.  Unusual stone church, and the burger joint was just starting production – collection of signs from all over covering it’s walls.

    Drove through the town of Weed . . . and who wouldn’t want a t-shirt! (apologies for this and other photos taken while driving).

    Climbing (yet again), and within minutes of leaving the evergreen forests around Dunsmuir we are into high desert again . .  . brown hills devoid of much except sage brush, a few trees and tufts of grass.  Small herds of black angus don’t seem to mind.

    Just south of Yreka (a local source says it’s pronounced Why-reeka) . . . a large metal cow and calf . . . standing in a field.  Neat.  Then a similar distance north of town a huge dragon . . . also in tones of rusted metal.  This had to be checked out.  Google search found the source – an artist in Yreka. https://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/16421

    Would we reach Cresswell Bakery just south of Eugene, Oregon before closing time?  It would be close . .  . really wanted some of those delicious chicken pies we’d had on the trip down.   Twenty minutes to six we screeched into the parking lot . .  .  would there be any left so late in the day?  No cooked Chicken pies . . .  but lots of Beef ones.  We’ll take three.   And in a cooler to one side I espied packages of ready-to-cook pies, for taking home . . . . yes!!

    Munching on flaky, beef and vegetable-filled  pastries, we set about finding a place along the way for the dreaded Covid test tomorrow . . . and settled on Portland.

    Up early . . . appointments booked for 1pm . . . . address plugged into Google maps.  Thought we might grab some quick pancakes at iHop in Salem . . .  should just be enough time and still make it to Portland on time.  Would you believe it . .  . there was a looong line up . . . at 10:30 on a Thursday morning.  Don’t these people know we’re in a hurry?!  No time to wait, so off we set once more.

    Portland reached, but this area of town was less touristy, and didn’t seem to accommodate RVs.  However around the back of the Fred Meyer store was just enough room.  Didn’t get our pancakes, but the Panda Express on the corner was loading up their smorgasboard with steaming, freshly made Chinese food – looked appetizing and was surprisingly tasty too.

    Presented ourselves at the appointed time and place for testing – and how cool is this . . .  it’s an old Subway restaurant . . .  with counter and bread oven still in place.  Two tests, and two 6 inch subs to go!!  Had barely got back on the road when the emails came through with results . .  . both negative.  Drove over the bridge and into Washington feeling greatly relieved.

    Seattle at rush hour  — not fun . .  . but the couple who provided a camping space for the night more than made up for it.  Long time Boondockers and adventurers, they welcomed us in, and insisted we join them for dinner.  What a lovely way to spend our last night before crossing the border the tomorrow.

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    The Trek North – Perilous Roads & Railway Cabooses

    Things always look better in the light of day, and with a mug of coffee in hand.  We had a plan.  If we stayed at places with full hookups we wouldn’t really need the reservoir of fresh water – evenings and mornings would be fully covered with water, power and sewer . . . . and the pressurized tank would hold enough water for toilet use along the way.  Perfect!  There’s always a silver lining . . . this could have happened at the beginning of the trip . . .  or worse . .  . it could have been one of the OTHER tanks that was leaking.  Perish the thought!

    Encountered a poor guy whose car had quit on a highway bridge . . .  he was desperately trying to push the car up-hill.  Of course cars were backed up, tempers frayed . . .  at least someone had stopped to help.  Then just a 100 yards on a fender-bender in the fast lane . .  . more frustration.  At least in Canada when there’s road rage you’re more likely to be stabbed with a health card than confronted with a gun! Keep calm and carry on.  Nasty accident ahead between a Semi truck and small car . .  Truck’s bumper was torn off . . .  the car was crumpled into a ball.  Shudder.

    On the way to Glen’s friend Neil in Auburn, was the old goldrush town of Placerville.  Lovely winding tree-covered road beside a meandering stream – leaves newly emerged and spring green in the sunlight.  Large spreading oak trees with 2 or 3 horses shading beneath.   Suddenly, without so much as a by your leave, that road ended and we were confronted with a freeway, 2 Walmarts and a cascade of thundering traffic.  WHAT!!    Quick detour through a busy Safeway parking lot to gather our bearings.  Traffic appears to be funnelled through one half of Placerville, while the other half has the historical old buildings and allows visitors to amble at a more sedate pace.  Not as nice as Bisbee, but pleasant.  Had a wonderful old Hardware Store – claiming to be the oldest in the US.  Creaky, uneven floors . . . all different levels . . . endless assortment of nuts, bolts, kitchen gadgets, hunting knives, tea, mugs, garden equipment, boots, artificial bear claws, dungarees, used false teeth, postcards,  t-shirts, fertilizer.  THAT’s what a hardware store should be.

     I think Miss Google was having a laugh at our expense . . . probably payback for all the time we shunned her suggestions.  According to her, Highway 49 to Auburn was a mere 5 minutes longer than Highway 99 and didn’t go through Sacramento.  In a car, it would have been a dramatic but enjoyable drive, hairpin bends, staggering drop offs, high bridges, white water rivers far below.  Towing a trailer, less so . .  . considerably less so.  Going up was ok . . .  coming down through endless narrow hairpin bends, no paved pull outs to allow brakes to cool (just uneven soft gravel considerably below road level) and a line of impatient traffic behind.  Definitely stressful!  I think my fingerprints are permanently embedded on the armrest. Still, we’d made it to Auburn – only an hour and a half later than Miss Google’s 5 minutes.  Now to find Neil’s place.  Two gravel lanes in close proximity with no identifiable signage . . . of course we took the wrong one and ended up bouncing along a rutted driveway to the astonishment of a young boy playing outside his house.  Tricky bit of maneuvering and a friendly wave to the young lad who still stood mouth agape, and we took the next turnoff.  Despite an ever narrowing road we wound our way up to Neil’s property.  What a delight.  Green dappled light . . .  wide area to turn around and park . . .  not another house in sight . . . and a warm welcome.

    Overnight it rained . . . quite hard. The first proper rain since starting out five and a half weeks ago.

    Neil had coffee on in the morning . . . had a good visit . . .  Glen drooled over the extensive workshop and collection of motorbikes and classic cars.  Stopped for gas and an AM/PM Breakfast Croissant (!) to save time . .  . not the worst food ever.  This time we stuck to Freeway driving . .  . no precarious mountain roads today.  Sky was a just-washed pale blue with soft grey/white clouds . .. the verges were green . . . fields of yellow mustard waved gently in the breeze dotted with splashes of orange California poppies or blue Lupins.

    Wish I’d had my camera ready . .  .  sign announcing:  “Sheriff Detention Center” (!).  Another advertised:  “Duck Blinds Available” . . . venetian, perhaps? . . .  a nice organza or polyester?

    Pulled over for ten minutes to wait for an intense downpour to ease.  It had been a long day of driving, so we were glad to pull in at the Railroad Park Campsite in Dunsmuir.  There are railcars and cabooses people can rent, but we were happy with a nicely treed site and hook-ups.

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    The Trek North — Airports and Wineries

    Minter Field Historical Air Museum at Shafter – our next overnight stay. https://minterfieldairmuseum.com  Level parking for three RVs.  We were the second to arrive – a big 5th wheel already there.  As there was supposed to be another big rig arriving later in the evening, we (being smaller) moved to the far end . . .  actually a better spot.

    An important training base during the second World War II, it is run by volunteers – most of whom are getting on in years.  What will happen to all this memorabilia and stories after they go.  Despite its modest size, the museum has managed to cram an inordinate amount of important documentation, artifacts, models, photographs, uniforms, etc. into every available nook and cranny – covering WWI, WWII (including U-boat models), Korean War, the war in Vietnam, and the US Space Program. The large teddy bear was sitting in the first ‘flight simulator’  . . . . it had air bellows to give motion and was connected to a fairly primitive type of computer and chart, and still worked.  The fellow who took us round (now aged 84) had grown up helping his father on the base during the war, and brought much of the history to life.  He did an amazing job.  We went on to the hangers with an assortment of helicopters, single winged plane, and even a tri wing  (think Red Baron).  Glen got to sit in one . . . the car with the ‘suicide doors’ was most comfortable too.  Great tour . . . would have enjoyed poking around further.  Outside, a helicopter with suspended sensing equipment was probing for oil deposits under the surface, and there was even a dirigible tethered out on the runway.

    Drove into the nearby town of Shafter for some groceries and discovered a delightful tree-lined main street, mostly Mexican shops (great for practicing one’s Spanish)  . . . and local youth . . . in pickup trucks . .  . window down . . . elbow out . . . each overlapping the next with radios at top volume trying to catch the eyes of las chicas.  Wonderful stuff.

    One of the 5th wheels had a noisy generator going for a couple of hours (probably watching tv or using a washing machine, or such like) – we just turned up the stereo a bit more while eating dinner, to drown out the sound.

    Phones are one hour ahead of watches this morning . . . didn’t realize it was Daylight Saving Time this weekend.  Hate ‘losing’ an hour.

    Drove the entire day through the San Joachim valley and all you could see were orchards of almond, pistachio, walnut, cherry, grapes, oranges as far into the distance as was possible to see – in every direction.  The only breaks were for huge Dairy farms – some with thousands of cows . . . Jersey, Guernsey, Holstein, Friesen.  Talk about intensive agriculture.  Bee boxes – brought in just as the various fruit/nut trees were about to blossom, to help with the pollination.  Many trees are given a ‘short-back-and-sides’ pruning, or trained in open Ys to aid with mechanical harvesting.  Some of the almonds and cherries were just starting to open their buds.  Another week and they’d be covered in pink or white snow.

    Signs spotted:  “Build More Dams; Stop Man-Made Drought” (haven’t figured that one out yet.  Place selling bar stools: “Come check out our stool samples!”  In Corcoran, a town official had obviously spent a lot of money having a beautiful colourful brick sign built,  claiming, “Corcoran . .  . Farming Capital of  . . . . . . ‘ – not realizing the height of the newly paved road completely blocked off the bottom line “California” until one was right beside it, looking down.  And Madam Sophia must have been fed up with ongoing road works preventing potential customers from even seeing her boutique above the roadside boards, so she’d hoisted a plywood cut out of a hand with “Palms Read” . . . that’s all that could be seen.

    Fresno didn’t appear to have a single redeeming feature . . . at least not from the highway.  Just a sprawl of Bill Boards with smarmy-looking lawyers leering down, Car Dealerships and RV Sales vying to see who flew the largest American Flags; cramped, run-down trailer parks, railway yards, Fast Food franchises . . . . you get the picture.

    On a freeway at rush hour, a motorcyclist cut right in front of us, then wove back across the lane, leaned in and literally pushed the front passenger fender of the car beside him, and squeezed through. Heart-stopping to watch.

    Quite relieved to reach our Host for tonight, another winery – this time in Merced.  Beautiful setting – used for weddings, wine tastings, coach tours.  Original wooden house with wide verandah now used for wine tasting – couples or small groups can sit inside or out.  Very personable hostess (name of Momi) immediately sensed that wine was needed (we must have looked shattered) and started pouring samplings.  How pleasant to relax on a sun-drenched verandah, glass in hand, listening to the birds singing in a nearby olive tree.   Ahhhh!

    With the air still balmy and dusk descending, we strolled back to our campsite to prepare dinner.  While I peeled potatoes, Glen pulled out the BBQ to cook the sausages.  “Erm . .  . Houston . . . . we have a problem!”  I heard waft through the kitchen window.  “There’s water leaking from the fresh water tank”.  Oh dear.

    Best to drain the tank (it was only 1/3 full) before it did any further damage, and assess things in the morning.

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    The Trek West — Anza Borrego State Park

    Ouch . . .  crossed back into California, and gas prices have jumped.  Two stations, side by side – $5.40 and $6.50 . . .  Chevron is always the most expensive.  Still waaay cheaper than Canada . . . and way, WAY less than Europe (in the region of £11+ per gallon).

    Walls of baled hay on the roadside advertise the type available . . .  straw-coloured … golden . .  . brown . . . green (latter being alfalfa).

    First major Border Patrol check.  The usual hanger-like structure . . .  freight trucks to the right, other traffic to the left.  Smile pleasantly, but get a steely eyed response and a slight beckon forward . .  . does he want us to stop? I guess we don’t look too suspicious, and the dogs haven’t detected anything, so he waves us on through.  Immediately the highway splits – 78 to the left . .  . 86 to the right.  We go left.

    Landscape changes like going through a door . .  . sand, sand everywhere . . . little hillocks with tufts of greenery . . . dry, dusty hills in the distance.  Apart from a couple of small habitations, there’s not a lot out here.  Road to Anza Borrego  and suddenly there’s a huge downward dip and rise the other side . . . talk about roller coaster!  I hope there’s a place to buy milk, water and a few supplies before we enter the State Park.  Needn’t have worried, two miles from the park is the delightful town of Anza Borrego Springs is  laid out around a giant traffic circle – Christmas Roundabout!  A lovely town plaza . . .  in the round.  A small grocery store . . . but it and the Mall were brand new and well stocked.  Supplies no problem . .  . great-looking tenderloin steaks, mushrooms, asparagus and potatoes for dinner.  Mmmmm.

    And Wow . . . although our campsite is compact and cosy, just look at those palm trees with their hula skirts and ‘elephant feet’  . . .  wouldn’t Mum have liked those!

    Got the bikes out and had fun riding around the campsite . . . down the road to the visitors’ centre . . . and looping back to the campsite.  There were cactus in bloom . . . what looked like a ‘lipstick plant’ . . . and miniscule blue and white flowers.

    Wind picked up overnight . . .  chairs are still there, but blown over.  SO glad our tenting days are over . . .  there are people out there bundled up in jackets and toques . . . hanging onto cooler lids, flapping tents, plates of breakfast, small children . . .  struggling to get camp stoves lit for coffee.  No … thank … you!    When you hear on the news about wildfires in California, NOW one can see what a huge factor wind is. A matter of minutes and a whole valley could be engulfed.  Um . .  . was that . . . next doors’ chihuahua that just went by? <just an observation – as we tucked into scrambled eggs, toast and marmalade>.

    NOTE: Inadvisable to check that the stove hood vent is open, while fan is running.  One way to trim your nails, I suppose!

    Mid morning . . .  calm and hot once more.  There are sandy trails criss-crossing the whole valley floor and up into the hills.  Took a moderately steep half mile track up to a view point – overlooking the campsite, valley and surrounding mountains.  Spotted a family of 5 mountain sheep/goats on the rocks below – warily keeping an eye on us.  As you can see from the leader’s blue collar and ear tag, these are obviously monitored by parks people.  We could have done with their sure-footedness on the loose shale and rocks on the way down.

    Back at camp we were serenaded by a noisy Cactus Wren, but also the lovely fluted calls of a Northern Mockingbird . . . switching effortlessly from one ‘borrowed’ song to another.  A cheeky ground squirrel peeped out from under a bush, sitting up to nibble something it had found.  A road runner just ran through our campsite!  I gave chase with  camera and managed a reasonable photo.

    Clouds began to drift over the mountain tops . . . small, white fluffy ones  . . . then bigger ones like large meringues . . . more ominously, darker ones blocking out the sun and threatening rain . . . you could see shafts of rain all ’round the mountains.  Thunderclaps . . . but no lightening.  A splattering of rain drops . . . the ‘rain event’ had blown over and blue skies returned.  Drove into town for a few groceries and a look around.  Both grocery stores have a great selection for such a small place.

     

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    The Trek West -Brawley Olive Farm

    The sound of owls Hooting to each other across the paddock lulled us to sleep . .  . and a chorus of song birds (and ever present Wood pigeons’ hooHOOhuh) woke us this morning.  Very pleasant.

    Yesterday when we pulled in and opened up the trailer . . . there was a stowaway!  The tiniest Zebra jumping spider sitting on the bathroom door.  Lifted its front pair of legs in greeting . . . and peered up cheekily.  I carefully encouraged it onto a piece of kitchen towel, and s/he was deposited on a nearby log.  A neighbouring spider (different species) took grave exception to this interloper – from Arizona no less – and rushed out to defend its territory.  A passing aphid just hoped to be overlooked by both.

    Groves of olive trees . . . a driveway lined with pomegranates, agave and bird of paradise plants – not quite in leaf. . .  fields of alfalfa newly mown, drying in the sun . . . and behind us an expanse of sugar beets.  We sat in the shade watching planes loop-the-loop way off to the west . .  . leaving ‘hearts’ and ‘circles’ in wispy white smoke . .  . practising perhaps?  A chopper swooped in low over the olive and palm trees before banking away . . . finished for the day.  The spray bars either side quite evident . . . but fortunately not in use!

    Although the trailer has a large holding tank for fresh water, which is great for washing, cooking, washing up etc. we also have 5 gallon and 1 gallon containers for potable drinking water.  Just realized that the hand pump on the big tank sounds remarkably like an alpaca!

    Despite an unexpected problem in the farm’s bottling shop, Clive was generous with his time . . . explaining the olive oil process.  The trees here on the farm are for looks only . .  . there are 40,000 others in nearby Westmorland which are pruned so that machinery does the harvesting . . . not the old traditional methods of using nets handpicking/beating the trees.  Like many places it’s getting increasingly difficult to rely on consistent workers.  And what an array of products . . . classic extra virgin oil, but also flavoured with lemon … orange.. basil… jalapeno … Mediterranean … green chili.  Multi-flavoured dipping oils .. . balsamic vinegar . . . jars of olives .  . honey.  What to choose!  All grown/harvested/produced here at Desert Olive farm.  And there’s no downtime . .  . it produces 365 days a year . . .  9 crops of alfalfa . . .  the sugar beets for processing into white sugar . . . and the day we arrived they’d just processed a million pounds of onions!  Their main store is located in Yuma – which is where Grace spends much of her time – but we were in luck.   A crop duster had just arrived to say the winds were good, were we OK with him spraying Sulphur on a neighbouring field in about an hour . . . just as Grace arrived.  So we had a good chat, finished packing, and headed off . . .  no pongy rotten egg smell!

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    The Trek West – to Yuma

    Well, we survived camping in a parking lot.  Not much different from a regular campsite – just the view out the window was a little different.  Must admit it was a little unsettling to be sat on the loo . . .  and hear people chatting as they walked by on the other side of a thin wall!!

    Passed the other plane ‘graveyard’ at Pinal Air Park at Marana Arizona . .  . this one for commercial planes.  Although it claims NOT to be a boneyard – merely a storage facility for commercial airlines . . .  many of the planes do end up being scrapped.

    There are cotton fields!  Well, there were before harvesting.  Now the fields are scattered with remnants of white puffy cotton balls – like polka dots.  Who knew!

    Back through Gila Bend . . .  another chance to see monsters . .  . but no . .  . and we didn’t pick up any more ‘fragrant’ chorizo either. Another stream of freight trucks.  There’s a strange phenomenon which affects us as these monsters pass by – it’s almost as though our truck is suddenly pulled towards the rig next to us.  Obviously to do with the volume of air being pushed ahead of the transport truck . . . but why suck our truck in.  Then it dawned – the wall of air hits the trailer first, pushing it away, which in turn swings our truck in towards the rig’s cab, just as it comes level. Cause and effect!  Bit disconcerting in the beginning . . . and even now, one comes past with more  oomph.  Have to be on your toes!

    Roadside verges are looking quite pretty now . . .  taller rabbit bushes covered in brilliant buttercup yellow blossoms, then lines of orange and blond grasses, descending in height . . . and finally, right along the road edge, a streak of purply-blue – teeny, tiny wild lupins.

    Hmmm . . . what’s that smell?  It got stronger . . . and STRONGER.  Like a hundred over-flowing outhouses in full sun.  There’s the answer . . . a ginormous cattle feedlot . . .  probably with upwards of 100,000 cattle.  Even with windows tightly shut, the stench was overpowering.  What is dismaying though, is that surrounding these staggeringly huge cattle fattening establishments are miles and miles and miles of vegetable farms . . . all connected with irrigation canals, which in turn are connected to the main canal which has just collected the ‘effluvia’  from the cattle . .  . ready to irrigate the stuff you find in your ready-to-eat bagged salads.  Yum!

    Solana Solar farm – at one time one of the largest concentrator type solar power producers.  Can power 70,000 houses and reduce atmospheric CO2 by 475,000 tons per year.  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solana_Generating_Station  Hope that’s true.

    With no response from the Harvest Host people in Yuma (it’s been two days), we decided to do another BLM camp overnight.  Land belonging to the Bureau of Land Management can be freely used by RVs and campers in Arizona and California (probably other states too).  No services, but handy – and widely used.  Usually off the main roads, so quite quiet . .  . you can see clumps of vehicles tucked away in all sorts of places.

    Big sign at the Junction “Now entering US Army Proving Grounds.  Howard Cantonment Training Grounds”  and a large black tank to prove it. (Explains the rocket launchers we saw earlier!) The surrounding area looked well used . . . steep hillside gradients . . .  signs to “mud testing area” . . .  endless dunes and hummocks for troops and artillery to hide behind.  Didn’t see any activity . .  . but could hear the occasional “crump” of explosions in the distance.  I could see Hammond and Jeremy Clarkson having great fun here.

    The place at Imperial Dam, however, was really rather nice . .  .. and the views spectacular.  Several camping areas available – we picked the first – Quail’s Hill.  A few RVs already there – looking like they were settled in for a good while.  A promontory overlooking the dam and valley seemed a likely spot.  We did wonder a bit when sitting with mugs of tea and bikkies poised, and the wind began gusting strongly once more.  Whoops . . . there go the mug caps.  Made a grab for one . . . the other will be halfway into Yuma by now!  Good job we have spares . . . and it did calm down later.

    Dinner was a packaged Thai-style Coconut curry I’d picked up before leaving BC (“Tasty Bites”)  Made in India . . . with a list of easily recognizable ingredients and low sodium.  We threw in some leftover cooked chicken, red peppers and snow peas  . . . over Jasmine rice – it was DELICIOUS!  Spicily Hot – tastes homemade.  Will buy this brand again.  At Gila Bend (with Microwave available) I’d mixed up a Dr. Oetker ‘lemon drizzle’ cake.  Instructions were for oven baking only, but I added extra moisture — juice and peel from half a lemon, a touch more milk and microwaved a couple of minutes at a time till done.  The remaining lemon/peel went into the icing.  Again, amazingly good results – lots of lemony flavour.

    The next day more back routes, courtesy of Miss Google . .  . all roads around here connect via a series of right-angles  . . .  to accommodate vast square fields, of course.  Every shade of green . . . from the dark blue/green cabbages and kale, to deep green onions . . .  lighter knobbly broccoli, to pale butter lettuce.  A wave to workers picking broccoli brought cheerful waves and shouts in response (I think they were waves!)  Looked backbreaking work.  Large, terracotta roofed haciendas with walled gardens and shade trees – obviously belonging to the owners.  Some ranches had nicely appointed houses for the workers – others offered communities of unappealing large  tents.  A pleasant-looking Education Centre for children with playground . . . right next door though was a cassino.

    A stop at Imperial Date Gardens for a date shake . . . actually quite tasty . . . and daily ration of roughage too.

    Gassed up in Yuma . . . probably the last time we’ll see gas below $4.00/gal — $3.89.

    Erm .  . did we cross over into Egypt?  Those are sand dunes, and big ones too!  Bikes and dune buggies zooming up the slopes.  Apparently, a $50.00 permit is required to camp, drive over or even set foot on the Imperial Sand Dunes . . . so we’ll enjoy views from the rest stop, and carry on.

    Even though the landscape appears dead flat . . . you can sure feel the strong head wind plus slight incline.  Signs cautioning Blowing Sand.  Three licence plates in quick succession . .  . Maine … Alaska … Oregon . .  . and us.

    Tonight . . .  Desert Olive Farm.  Hope to learn all about olive oil.

  • US - The Trek West

    The Trek West – Tucson

    It’s wonderful the things you see along the way.  Sign:  Grasshopper Yard Maintenance and Landscaping . . .  do they let loose a small plague of locusts onto your lawn to mow it? .  .  and all the rest of your plants too.  Arrows pointing to the town’s landfill site . .  . on Skyline View Drive!!

    Several Border Patrol stations of varying size but all resembling aircraft hangers open both ends as you drive through.  You’re greeted with rumble strips and a barrage of electronics as you approach – presumably all manner of cameras and flashlights with which to identify license plates, car description, faces.  They have these as you exit as well, just in case you make a run for it.  But in each instance there is usually just one solitary guy sitting in his truck … bored stiff, on his cellphone …. taking not the slightest interest (and we have a trailer, remember . . . perfect for smuggling!).  But perhaps that’s what all the electronics are for . .  they already have us identified… know where we’ve been/had for breakfast etc.  It would be arduous in the extreme to attempt an illegal land crossing . .  . miles upon miles of inhospitable desert.  It’s difficult to move in the daytime for all the spines and thorns – would be impossible at night . . . and then there’re the hundreds of holes (and the creatures within) just waiting for an unwary foot.  No thanks.  Glen wondered if diversion tactics were ever used . . . a flatbed truck, perhaps, with  conspicuous Mariachi band, sombreros and serapes . . . . while groups disguised with blond wigs and bright red “Make America Great Again” hats sneaked through.  Although I make light of it, the situation is deadly serious.  One can only wonder at the desperation which would drive such an undertaking.

    Entering Tucson there was a strange group of objects glinting in the sky off to the east . . .  but maneuvering through traffic, we lost sight.  Then on both sides of the road the tails of hundreds of military aircraft could be seen, parked – as far as the eye could see . . . bodies all painted white, their windows covered.  With a deep roar and thunderous BOOM, the mysterious objects materialized into a black fighter jet and accompanying support planes zooming overhead.  We were in Airforce Base Davis-Monthan territory . . . home to the world’s largest airplane boneyard. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davis%E2%80%93Monthan_Air_Force_Base  They are also the sole training facility of the A-10 Thunderbolt II (the black jet we saw), and provide personnel/equipment for Search and Rescue missions around the world.

    Little Anthony’s Gaslight Diner and Theatre is our stop for the night.  Part of Harvest Host, they have 3 spaces cordoned off in their parking lot for RVs . . . bit odd, I know … but it works.  Old 1950s/60s Diner and drive-in . . . . perfectly restored with shiny red seats and booths, memorabilia on the walls, excellent food with shakes, ice cream or pie to follow.  All portions were truly mammoth in size . .  . we wisely shared a dinner salad and plate of meatloaf, mashed potatoes and gravy . . . even then, the portions filled two normal-sized dinner plates.  We watched in amazement as two elderly couples at a nearby table polished off entire platefuls each.  Thinking we’d have room for dessert, we were too stuffed – so took our apple pie and ice cream ‘to go’ (our trailer was parked just 30 feet away!)  Great oldies music . . . a DJ . . .  trivia questions with ice cream for winning answers. We left before the Elvis and Marilyn impersonators.  The theatre next door had a live comedy performance, which seemed well attended.  Earlier in the afternoon there had been an old car show . . . immaculately maintained vehicles with engines so shiny you could see your face.  Surely these can’t be driven on roads?  Obviously, a lifetime hobby judging by the age of most owners.  Fun to see . .  colourful too.  Despite misgivings about road noise and bright lights . . .  earplugs and towels over the windows afforded a surprisingly good night.

  • US- Southest Arizona

    Alpaca Ranch

    Double G Alpacas . . . a whole 8 minutes down the road!  Leroy and Paula have only been Harvest Hosts since January . . . but they are a long time award-winning Alpaca ranch with a wall full of ribbons and plaques to prove it.  Well-appointed pens  . . . Mums and youngsters one side . . . males the other.  Miniature horses, goats and a pot bellied pig (neighbours who moved away asked, “can you look after her till we find her a new home?” . . . that was 7 months ago, so looks like she’s found her home).  They also board two horses apart from their own.  And chickens . . . but NO rooster. Leroy (whose daytime job is a computer programmer) works from home 4am – 2pm, then works the ranch.  And then there’s the craft studio.    He and Paula offer spinning, weaving, felting classes and the place is filled with hand-crafted items – theirs and other artisans.  He spent well over an hour showing us the animals and demonstrating how the wool was cleaned, carded and spun . . . old-fashioned 9,000 year old spindles to current.  Fabulous and REALLY interesting . . . of course he made it look easy, but you know it wasn’t!

    We have the run of the place . . . can go and visit the animals whenever we wish . .  play a funny little mini golf . . . go for walks along the trails.  Walking back to the trailer we spied a shiny black beetle doing what looked like a handstand, with its head almost touching the ground.  Didn’t move while we crouched down to take a picture.  It had turned cloudy, and I wondered if it was expecting some moisture to appear.  Rather like beetles in desert areas of Peru (?) whose only source of moisture is from dew which collects and funnels down to their mouths.  Hmm, something to check on.  Well, I was completely wrong . . . these are Pinacaste beetles, and this is their method of protection   https://blog.growingwithscience.com/2010/11/bug-of-the-week-desert-headstanding-beetles/  We were lucky to avoid getting sprayed!!

    After a buffeting wind all afternoon . . . the whole sky was aflame tonight.

    Plans for leaving in the morning were put on hold . .  . the wind began picking up around 7:30 am and by 8:30 gusts were shaking and buffeting the trailer alarmingly.  Predictions were for over 32 knots – approaching 40 mph — definitely not safe pulling a caravan in that.  Stabilizing legs were re-positioned using heavy-duty plastic pads . . . the sandy soil was just not firm enough.  Better, but winds continued to increase.  Sand whipped into eyes and mouths . . . the family of quail scratching for food around the truck looked like wind-blown feather dusters, until something spooked them and they vanished over the logs, whooping and burbling indignantly. Visited the alpacas again.  The guard dogs Sherman and Bradley  . . .  yes they truly were the size of tanks . . .  especially when they trod on your foot, or leaned in for a tummy rub . . . were complete softies during the day.  At night was a different matter as they patrolled for coyotes, bobcats and other unwanted visitors.

    Each of the alpacas is so different.  Some are curious and would peer anxiously into your face, sniffing tentatively, others kept a respectful distance staring at you with enormous eyes, jaws moving constantly.  Young males play fought while older males looked on . . . indulgently or indignantly.  My favourite animal though, was Sophia the pig.  Her pen was closest to the gate, and as soon as she heard voices she’d rush out of her piggy house to greet you.  Rotund and bristly, she’d love to be scratched behind the ears or along her back . .  . grunting blissfully, until you stopped.  Then a moist, muddy nose would be thrust through the fence demanding more.

    Met another Canadian – Michel from Montreal.  He and his wife had spent 6 months traveling from Quebec to BC, intending to explore Tofino and west coast of the island.  They arrived just in time for the disastrous floods in November, so changed direction and went south instead.  Although his wife had to return home to deal with family matters, Michel carried on and encountered the Alpaca ranch.  Being a handy sort, he stopped to help Leroy with electrical wiring, construction, helping with the animals.

    In the afternoon we had a quick look around town, replenished supplies, and hurried back – relieved to see our trailer still upright.  We lashed everything possible and sat tight – hanging on when extra strong gusts hit.  By sundown things had eased . . . so we helped Leroy and Michel water and feed the animals for the night.  Felt good to muck in rather than just observe.  Clothes needed a good bashing to remove accumulated dust before entering the trailer.

    Completely clear and calm overnight . . . and COLD.  There was frost on the truck in the morning!  Brrr. Time to leave the high desert.

  • US- Southest Arizona

    Sierra Vista

    Smoke had dissipated to a slight haze by our return, and with cooler temps the goats were much more inquisitive . . .  their guardians welcomed us like old friends. One large goat with a luxuriant fleece and curls to rival Harpo Marx, was particularly friendly . . . pressing up against the fence for a nose scratch while peeking coyly through its locks with pale golden eyes.  There was a baby, several medium-sized ones . .  . two stand-offish ones who stared, side -by-side, from a safe distance (they turned out to be Navaho sheep, and resembled characters from Shaun the Sheep) There was also a magnificent two-tone male (Gus) with long hair and an impressive swirl of horns who hurrumphed in our direction.  We arranged to meet with the rabbits in the morning.

    Lovely temperature for sitting … tea in hand … watching the sun set over the mountains to the west.  4am . . . Rooster crow . . . very Disney-esque.  Right … job done . . . back to bed.  Nope.  Every 10 minutes . . . then every 5.  For Pete’s sake, dawn’s not for another couple of hours.  Rammed the earplugs in more firmly.  Saw the culprit in the morning . . . there’s just him and his lady friend.  I can see a handy stew pot in his immediate future.

    Jason gave an excellent tour of the rabbits – they have over 80 English, French and Satin Angoras with soft, soft, long wool, plus some beautifully patterned black and white Mini Rex with fur like velvet.  Jason had been a marine and state trooper (where he and Julie met) then went on to work for the FDA inspecting imported produce before retiring into the private sector working for U-Haul.

    This is a new business, but they are already well set up and have plans for paddocks, an onsite store and hope to introduce some of the distinctive cottonwoods onto their 4 acre site, for shade.  Apparently Premium crackers are the treat of choice for both goats and sheep, they were climbing over each other (and the fence) in order to get their share.  Even the dogs joined in – despite having finished off their own meaty treats.

    Watching the winds again . . . there’s a red flag warning for the Tucson area Friday to Sunday – probably has something to do with a big cold front sliding south.  Probably wise to hunker down in this area for a few days to let it blow over.